beatriceisaunicorn:

Oooooh lala!

J’ai utilisé toutes ces solutions. J’ai trompé tout le monde. Okay, nobody was fooled.  I have new ones now….

Nod your head and say ’ Je sais’. If you sense a lag in her story, prompt your tablemate with ‘et puis?’ or ‘vraiment?’ 

If that fails, go back to Step One. Then pass out.